This year we return to Royal Aston a previous favourite on the 29th December with a meet up between 8:30-9:00. On arrival there will be breakfast followed by 18 holes of golf round this wonderful parkland track with a meal afterwards and a fabulous jocular presentation hosted by the one and only Mr. Trevor Johnson (ex-Wasps skipper and previous Mayor of Datchworth). He is noted for his forthright views on the travelling fraternity, dwarves, fat people, non-payers, burka wearers, Yanks, Igors, practical jokers, wooftas and dykes, motor traders and generally anything foreign. Our very own Bernard Manning, Mr Trevor Johnson will probably dig out his old speech once again on Dale Farm, Steptoe and 'Arold to keep you all amused.
No doubt the society will be presenting Crow with a wedding anniversary gift to mark this special occasion. Please feel free to buy Crow a drink on the day to mark his achievement.
Our beloved Captain Mr Steve Corley, almost CBE (surely it must be in this year's New Year honours list) worked tirelessly hard this year for the golf society, will be present on the day but enjoying it purely as a golfer. He has asked me to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and hopes to see as many of the members there for the Xmas Salver as possible to buy him a special Christmas drink!
You have 10 days to reply to this post, if you reply with a Yes you would like to attend, you will be expected to pay the full amount, which is £40 for the golf day even if you do not show, otherwise turn up on the day and pay £40 cash. After the presentation we will head off to The Horns pub for afters.
